Dudes, I'm so over skateboaridng right now. I'd rather be sailing across the globe or living on some island selling bananas from a stand on the beach. I'm talking easy life, fuctards. Maybe I just need to invent some new shit that no one has ever thought of, like self-lacing shoes or something like that. Shit, I don't know. How many of you are actually reading this? Shit, I'm reading this. Shit, I'm cursing like a muthafuka in this shit. This is some family shit right here I can't be saying fuck, cunt, cock or asshole on a site with young kids lurking around. What have I become? FUCK! What have you turned me into? Did I tell you that éS is making MX boots? We are also making wake shoes, 'cause that shit is mad easy money, son...mad easy.