Skateboardrumors Joins éS

Posted May 11, 2005 by éS

Since shoe companies are being bought buy surf companies left and right, éS is starting a new trend by buying internet companies. The first one we bought is skateboardrumors.com for 8.8 million dollars and a bottle of gin. "I can see the internet, and now I want to be in the internet," says Key Web Buyer Jack Mehoffer of éS Internet Holdings. The next site we plan to buy is a secret. Can you guess who it is?

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There's 111 responses to "Skateboardrumors Joins éS"

  1. Um, Cheryl Craig is going to be the next big thing?

    anna l Posted: 8 years ago
  2. i dunno but it better be something good!

    john esquivel Posted: 8 years ago
  3. uuuum, emericaskate.com!

    Cody Posted: 8 years ago
  4. ebay?

    Jacob Posted: 8 years ago
  5. wtf

    Matt C Posted: 8 years ago
  6. etnies?

    Zopilallo Posted: 8 years ago
  7. post22.com

    rasalibre4life Posted: 8 years ago
  8. skateboardrumors is done

    nowax Posted: 8 years ago
  9. beeboyee Posted: 8 years ago
  10. I don't know...can I have a free copy of the new eS video?

    Andy B Posted: 8 years ago
  11. Crailtap!!!

    Shane Posted: 8 years ago
  12. i dont care really lol. But does anyone know when the flip site will be up?? Its been how it is now for fucking ages.

    worboys Posted: 8 years ago
  13. We aren't buying any sites. I just wanted to spread my own gossip cause all that shit about us going under or being bought is so wrong that it's almost funny. We all actually laughed our asses off when we read that we were going under when in fact shit has been better than ever here and like I keep saying shit is just going to get better. I'm stoked y'all came here to find out the truth but I know you are all smarter than that. Rumors is a fun site but some times their shit is so off base it's to funny.

    craig Posted: 8 years ago
  14. who cares about rumors.
    they're lame

    ale Posted: 8 years ago
  15. ttp://haveboard.com" rel="nofollow">haveboard.com

    gonzo Posted: 8 years ago
  16. dude i kjust kant do it, the emerica sites annoy the crap out of me

    james Posted: 8 years ago
  17. That cool

    Sutin Srisuwong Posted: 8 years ago
  18. geez i cant believe so many people fell for it.....including myself :|

    Mr.McPoopie Posted: 8 years ago
  19. hahaha...if we were buying sites we'd definitely buy WOOD..hahahahahaha

    craig Posted: 8 years ago
  20. the portriat of penny on the left margin is freaking me out

    adam foreal Posted: 8 years ago
  21. ipath

    frank d smith Posted: 8 years ago
  22. Route One hopefully...

    AzFaz300 Posted: 8 years ago
  23. Yeah Craig nice job bro putting this blog up...Skateboardrumors.com has got to stop with all this crap, i mean saying someone is leaving a company for another is one thing but saying someone is going under like eS is just....well you want to knock some sense into them,but whatever it is a popular site..but kids don't read the shit on there site and message boards and think it is fact..there is nothing worse then hitting up a park and hearing kids talk about Who is going under and others saying they are full of shit..just brings stupid arguements into skating that really don't need to be said. Anyway peace bros.

    CDM Posted: 8 years ago
  24. CDM- Well said dude. Skateboard Rumors is a fun site to check out but when I get emails saying "I heard you guys are going under" is annoying. A part of me thinks I should just ignore it and move on but the other part of me is like just stomp that shit out.

    craig Posted: 8 years ago
  25. I heard Nike bought www.enginesystem.com for 1.3 million. Good job Craig.

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  26. yeah we did, this blog is pretty funny. i heard bout that 'eS going under shit.. i knew it wasnt real. i still got mad love for 'eS even tho im on nike now. word em out.

    -P. Rod

    Paul Rodriguez Posted: 8 years ago
  27. dude your not fucking paul rodriguez you retard! i bet nike didnt even buy that shit! well maybe it did... but who cares stop pretending your p rod its fuckin annoyin

    Marc Posted: 8 years ago
  28. So Is Penny making faces while i read this thread?
    Ok back to the internerd company bought out. Go Buy eBay.com i heard they are classic.

    Hansom B. Wonderful Posted: 8 years ago
  29. Are you jealous of me because I can switch inward heel 11 stairs and you cant? and at the same time pop open some mt. dew and rock my nikes that are worth more than your life? thought so.

    -P. Rod

    Paul Rodriguez Posted: 8 years ago
  30. Yeah that's not Paul. But everything else on the internet is real.

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  31. jesse is gay and has no panoha

    tara Posted: 8 years ago
  32. ello 111111133=0=3=5=1=3=0=8=0=711111111 pshjcallthisnumbakjsdhfsh

    mrbojangles Posted: 8 years ago
  33. 7=2=0=2=1=8=0=7=4=2 big pimping at holla back and ah hooohooowooowoowoowowo

    Jesse pena Posted: 8 years ago
  34. ello?

    JOHN Posted: 8 years ago
  35. yah thats pretty much the only bad thing about blogs, people who just want to be annoying (sigh)

    james Posted: 8 years ago
  36. We can always go in and ban the retards...but at times it can be really funny. Again this post was just a joke just in case anyone forgot. We'll get back to the regular programming shortly

    craig Posted: 8 years ago
  37. Is that really p-rod?

    Ray Barbee Posted: 8 years ago
  38. www.unekskate.com

    joHN Posted: 8 years ago
  39. Hoody Hoo!!!!!

    chief Posted: 8 years ago
  40. looks like Penny is sittin' on the crapper!

    JoBlo Posted: 8 years ago
  41. hey yo does any one hav a pic
    of pjs shoe

    dirtyghettokid Posted: 8 years ago
  42. Like I said earlier. That's not Paul.

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  43. hey look ill be like him

    Marc Posted: 8 years ago
  44. whats up paul dude you wanna skate tommmorow? oh man i just learned nollie heel back noseblunts with justin yesterday at belmont. I gotta teach you them man!

    -Froston

    Eric Koston Posted: 8 years ago
  45. haha woah was that the real eric? just kidding.. fake paul is a fag

    Marc Posted: 8 years ago
  46. THE NEXT SHOULD BE...

    WWW.SKATEHERE.COM

    skatehere Posted: 8 years ago
  47. I knew it was a lie. I'm friends with the guys in my local shop and they were saying how their city store always sells es shoes. Wouldn't make sense shutting down if you were making so much bling bling money. Hey?

    Mugagga Posted: 8 years ago
  48. go to www.industrialrideshop.com

    dillen Posted: 8 years ago
  49. go to www.plutosports.com

    sam Posted: 8 years ago
  50. frost u didnt learn em with justin, j.e. sucks well he doesnt suck but he cant nollie heel backside noseblunt. but yea we'lll hit up the big monty later this weekend

    -p.rod

    Paul Rodriguez Posted: 8 years ago
  51. hey fuck you paul! i nollie heel back tailed the ten at sylmar and nollie heel back noseblunt fakie flip out el toro and landed on the milpitas manual pad.

    -j.e.

    Justin Eldridge Posted: 8 years ago
  52. WOAH j.e., i cant even do that on my tech deck! your good! i want your signature training bra from éS clothing!

    Marc Posted: 8 years ago
  53. is that really Justin Eldrige????

    Alex Posted: 8 years ago
  54. No but the guy above you is Marc Johnson.

    Jaramillo Posted: 8 years ago
  55. adam foreal says:
    may 12th, 2005 at 10:37

    the portriat of penny on the left margin is freaking me out

    fér shizzlé

    $00p3r d00d Posted: 8 years ago
  56. OH YEAH?!?! I backflipped over the Empire State Building on a motor scooter?! WHUT NOW.....

    -Ladd

    P.J. Ladd Posted: 8 years ago
  57. boyee that was fun..lol

    $00p3r d00d Posted: 8 years ago
  58. o yea hey josh p. guess what! my names Josh p. too....for realz. hee.

    $00p3r d00d Posted: 8 years ago
  59. Is this a joke, or serious?

    ATMurrell Posted: 8 years ago
  60. Its serious and the SlapBoard is next along with all the SlapPals. Be Warned.. or be happy.

    Yahoo Serious Posted: 8 years ago
  61. hey fuck all you guys. but who cares im just tom you know? just pissin awound, millin about...just blow everyone away you know? cuz im just that badass. and i hate every body that goes on this blog, except for that one kid Marc. hes my butt buddy and yéS, he should be on éS, because éS is teh béSt and so is he.

    holler my nigger!-Toilet Paper

    Tom Penny Posted: 8 years ago
  62. shiiiiit dude tom pennys on here and he thinks im cool? daaaaaaaaaaaamnn... hey you guys i think you should take his advice and put me on flow.

    Marc Posted: 8 years ago
  63. Hey guys, I'm Tony Hawk and i suck penis! I hate e-s and I think everyone should kill me because thats just how gay I am! Oh, and I love The Fonz.

    Tony Hawk Posted: 8 years ago
  64. jk, jk, i aint mj im ms

    Marc Posted: 8 years ago
  65. as in mike salsburg.

    Marc Posted: 8 years ago
  66. actually my name is Mark S. but im not gonna tell you my last name cuz people will rape me

    Marc Posted: 8 years ago
  67. Marc - Please stop with all the fake names and the "I'm this guy and I'm a fag" bullshit. Head over to the Emerica boards for that. I don't want this blog space to turn into every other skate related message board. Cool?

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  68. Marc - After looking through your other post, you don't seem to be a bad dude. So I'll just chalk this thread up to a momentary lapse in judgement.

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  69. hey craig or josh what was wrong with the original mccrank 3s besides shops not ordering them did mccrank and the rest of the team like how they skated?

    floyd3000 Posted: 8 years ago
  70. E`S IS SO FULL OF SHIT. THAT SITE ACTUALLY USED TO BE GOOD.
    NOW THEY CANT EVEN DO THERE DAMN WORK
    FUCK OFF E`S I HOPE WALMART BUYS YOU

    Johnas Posted: 8 years ago
  71. sorry josh, me and my friends were just playin around. we wont do shit like that next time

    Marc Posted: 8 years ago
  72. Haha, that was funny.

    Who'd spend 8.8 million dollars on a site? :P

    You guys REALLY need to get Wade DesArmo on your guys' team.

    He'd boost up sales like 40% with some pro model shoe or anything with his name on it.

    He's under-rated too, so it fits the team perfectly.

    He has amazing steez and he's got what you guys want.

    Originality, charisma, and style.

    Peace, guys.

    I can't wait for Ye'S to be released.

    Miles Posted: 8 years ago
  73. I heard Kelly Heart just died. Oh well I really like her. I can't wait till my knee heals. Damn it's like a magnet for pain.

    anna l Posted: 8 years ago
  74. has eric koston had sex

    j-fan Posted: 8 years ago
  75. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    anna l Posted: 8 years ago
  76. anyone see wakefeild get shelled tonight and manny hit his 400th??

    adam foreal Posted: 8 years ago
  77. Thanks Marc.

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  78. I guess Johnas missed the joke part of this topic.

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  79. Floyd3000 - I think there was a problem with the rain cloud on the side of the shoe being trademarked by some other company. I'm sure they skated fine. I never did get a pair to try out.

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  80. skateamerica?

    Brett Posted: 8 years ago
  81. i dont think ive ever heard someone call bellmont the big monty before..

    bentmode Posted: 8 years ago
  82. ....im ashamed

    $00p3r d00d Posted: 8 years ago
  83. craig or josh - ive noticed that the és game of skate isnt coming anywhere near NC or gay beach (VA beach), whats the deal with that... i had a lot of fun competing last year and was looking forward to beating the shit out of some doouches from Va and what not, please, for the love of god, locate one of the games of skate to the East Coast of North Carolina or queerville (VA beach)... you should do it in NC... that shit would be dope... theres way better flat ground spots around here than in Va anyway... keep pimpin.

    augusta Posted: 8 years ago
  84. oh yeah... and you guys should buy www.ebaumsworld.com next

    augusta Posted: 8 years ago
  85. Y'eS

    Sutin Srisuwong Posted: 8 years ago
  86. i heard eS created spyware. the other day i had koston skating around my desktop with nothing on but k3's. wtf. i had to download the emerica search and destroy to get the damn thing off!!!

    4:20 is_the best part Posted: 8 years ago
  87. has anyone seen the new boston massacre video.pj has some really tech shit in that. pj ladd is the best skater in the world. pj ladd and chris haslam should be in a big game of skate against each other on flatground. that would be cool.holla

    pj campos Posted: 8 years ago
  88. bring the game of skate some where near st. louis MO next time or come for anything its a pretty big city UKNOW

    Magic Nugget Posted: 8 years ago
  89. yea you never see demos or anything like that very much in Missouri. even though we got places like St Louis and Springfield

    $00p3r d00d Posted: 8 years ago
  90. This topic got a little gnarly right? We had to go ban some of you for getting retarded. Have fun in here but keep your game tight.

    Magic Nugz: We can't be every where but we do have kits for your local shop to organize their own éS Game of Skate. If your shop doesn't want to do it then organize one yourself. It's mad easy and with a little help of a home made flyer and a few emails to your skate buds you can get your own éS Game rolling.

    Augusta: I noticed we are doing it in Atlanta this year. If we had the man power we would be all up in NC. You know I gotz love for the NC. Holla at me P22-

    PJ campos: I saw the PJ vid that was later entitled King of Freestyle or some shit like that. The vid was ok but any nugget of PJ footy is always a good find

    craig Posted: 8 years ago
  91. damn brohasicle.... thats a drag and a half... atlanta's one hell of a drive but i have to redeem myself after getting jewed out by the gay ass va judges last year... atlanta will be funner ride anyway... just blaze Ls the whole way and what not... about james and post22... they came from my hometown so i got love for dem... but some of their shits kinda fruity... and i know a lot of people hate'n on em for their own specific reasons that rip shit... so idk what to think... anyway... if you guys dont end up coming to here for the game of skate, and i have to go to atlanta... next time the team goes on tour you guys should schedule somewhere on East Coast North Carolina like wilmington or some shit... that would be the hot ish... and if not in NC somewhere within driving distance... és bitches.

    augusta Posted: 8 years ago
  92. hey craig is there any trick done in the upcoming Yes video thats just beyond skatboardings abilities. like Pj Ladd switch 360 frontside flip the one stair set he switrch flipped in really sorry. Anything huge?

    jay dog Posted: 8 years ago
  93. Augusta- I know it sucks to drive that distance but it could end up being a fun road trip with the right crew. I hear you about the haters but people get jealous when some people gain a bit of success. They should take that negative energy and get their own shit cooking. No one respects a hater.

    Jay Dza- There will be some hot shit in the vid fo' sure. McCrank has got some dope shit in there which he pulled off right after coming back from knee surgery...so hot. You know PJ will come through. Rodrigo also has some amazing tricks. That dude has got mad pop...it's insane. Justin has enough footy for 2 parts

    craig Posted: 8 years ago
  94. yo wy is evrybody tring to sound like some one else yea look iam tom penny hahahaha not funny fags stupid bitch shit head

    peas nigga.

    whos mike mike jones back

    eric Posted: 8 years ago
  95. chicken wings are soo good

    chicken wing Posted: 8 years ago
  96. Am i still in?

    Jaramillo Posted: 8 years ago
  97. sick sick thanks craig. i hope to some trick in there that is scientifically proven impossible but someone lands it.

    jay dog Posted: 8 years ago
  98. wwww.pornpalace.com

    yoyoyo Posted: 8 years ago
  99. i just noticed that Jack Mehoffer thing...lmao

    $00p3r d00d Posted: 8 years ago
  100. Latest 720 News;

    Johnny is re added
    Craig is left out from the new mexico trip with his parents
    B-dogg hard at work @ B.C.
    Ben saving mons 2 bye a neww deck
    Cobbs hard at work @ Sonic
    Website in the making
    keg, benny, and greg on the way 2 outback steakhouse

    Posted By:Cobbs
    5/31/05

    cobbs Posted: 8 years ago
  101. latest 720 news:

    Cobbs is on his way to europe
    b-dogg is getting cornrolls
    johnny is back in the game
    Ben jammin busy with talk on thedenvershop.com
    craig is out searching for a fish eye for the vizzle coming
    this summer
    B-dogg sk8's with jerme rogers at the skate-more premeire

    cobbs Posted: 8 years ago
  102. CRAILTAP.COM it has to be !!!

    mikey dawes Posted: 8 years ago
  103. Hello everyone, whats up? I just finished painting a portrait of my beautiful wife...it resembels her perfectly i think. I'll catch you all later. Peace.

    Rick McCrank Posted: 8 years ago
  104. did not some one say NOT to act like someone you're not? dammit

    MrMcPoopie Posted: 8 years ago
  105. When do you get married Rick??

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  106. I am the real MCkrills and yes I am married.Me and my wife have a lovely baby girl named kalea. I skated for 7 hours today...I could've skated longer but I had to clean my kitchen...FUNGUS SUCKS !

    Rick McCrank Posted: 8 years ago
  107. LOL. Actually, you're not married. Also you don't call yourself McKrills. But keep it up and we'll delete ya.

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  108. Latest 720 news:
    B-dogg making the big $$'s at B.C.
    Johnny gets a hott gurls number on the last day of school
    Cobbs will be gone for at least a month of the summer, to europe
    Craig misses out on the volcom demo
    Ben is hiding out at home, he has not been seen since the last week of school
    Cobbs hangs out with jake duncombe from blind and volcom at denver park yesterday at the volcom demo
    Aaron suski gives cobbs a free birdhouse shirt yesterday at denver park
    Cobbs and danny in a huge rucuks at hampden and tower last night

    cobbs Posted: 8 years ago
  109. More 720 news:
    sad, sad, cobbs has 2 go away for a long time, 2 europe
    cobbs will turn 17 on july 7th

    cobbs Posted: 8 years ago
  110. You people are brilliant...thats all i have to say...

    Mikey Dawes Posted: 8 years ago
  111. I can't wait till i pick up a new pair of the k7's....i'm sure i'll be pleased with the results.

    Mikey Dawes Posted: 8 years ago

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