Top Five Lamest Excuses For Not Skateboarding

Posted May 15, 2006 by éS

  1. My girlfriend won't let me.
  2. I have to brush up on my Tech Decking skills.
  3. Two words: video games.
  4. I'm going surfing (the Web).
  5. I have to do my homework.

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There's 60 responses to "Top Five Lamest Excuses For Not Skateboarding"

  1. I'm sure you guys can come up with a lot more.

    garry Posted: 8 years ago
  2. 1. I'm old
    2. It's hot
    3. I have to check my MySpace (same as surfing the web)
    4. I'm hungover
    5. Work

    Josh P. Posted: 8 years ago
  3. 1. I'm sore
    2. It's cold
    3. I'm tired
    4. I hate my board
    5. There's nowhere fun to skate

    Accel13 Posted: 8 years ago
  4. 1. My decks trashed
    2. The X games are on TV
    3. I have to watch the football game
    4. The Weather sucks
    5. There's no good spots here

    Wouter2005 Posted: 8 years ago
  5. I never have an excuse 2 not skate because i love it, except:

    1.Im fuckin sore as because i just played rugby
    2.I got cramp.

    G - rant Posted: 8 years ago
  6. 1. My friend once said and I quote, "I don't know man, I cant skate casue like the trees are angry."

    Boston_Loc_Hater_Lew Posted: 8 years ago
  7. Not usually but these have been known to pop up:
    1.That spot's to old
    2.We could get kicked out
    3.Didn't we have other plans
    4.I can't find my deck
    5.No

    sk8s_in_montucky Posted: 8 years ago
  8. 1. My knee/arm/leg hurts.
    2. It's too cold outside
    3. This spot is too old
    4. I'm hungry
    5. Video Games

    Tony.D Posted: 8 years ago
  9. 1.My (enter alement here) hurts.
    2.I dont have a good board.
    3.I dont have any gas.
    4.I want to just chill and watch some movies...
    5."I tripped over my dog and fell down the stairs"

    K.P. Posted: 8 years ago
  10. 1.My ankle hurts
    2.I go to club with my friends
    3.Video games
    4.Shool
    5.Surfing (The web) ign.com

    mike taylor Posted: 8 years ago
  11. 1.ive got a contusion on my hip
    2.my legs hurt
    3.i skate everyday.i skated with a broken arm.i never have excuses.except for this one time i almost broke my tailbone and couldnt walk.stupid manual pads.

    ryanbanks2006 Posted: 8 years ago
  12. 1.- I'm not so good at skating
    2.- Internerd
    3.- I went wasted yesterday with my friends
    4.- I've broken my board
    5.- My shoes sucks

    incsk8 Posted: 8 years ago
  13. I only have two, i spend most of my time skating.

    1. Broke my board.

    2.Video games.

    Wes H. Posted: 8 years ago
  14. 1. i dont like my shoes
    2. i dont like my board
    3. there are no good spots
    4. im not feelin it today
    5. im too depressed cause koston left eS

    celphtitled Posted: 8 years ago
  15. I have to work.
    I have to work at home.
    My work sucked all my energy, too tired.
    Damn, it is rainning.
    It is too cold/hot.

    608 Posted: 8 years ago
  16. it doesnt support html tags...sux...but display on preview...fuckin wordpress :P LOL

    608 Posted: 8 years ago
  17. the skaters around here say either im tired, im sore, its too hot, or im bored. Ha. for me its not like that so i dont know whats wrong with them. haha

    Harvey bird man Posted: 8 years ago
  18. 1. knee hurts to much
    2. to hungover
    3. to dark out
    4. raining and dont have the money to go to a skate park
    5. friend doesn't have his car

    SB Posted: 8 years ago
  19. lol nice

    skate4food Posted: 8 years ago
  20. 1. I'm tired
    2. I'm sore
    3. It's too hot
    4. It's too cold
    5. Gotta watch some skate vids / Internet

    dan Posted: 8 years ago
  21. 1. its too hot
    2. its too windy
    3. its too cold
    4. no one else is at the park
    5. im going dirt biking instead

    TrevorTWS Posted: 8 years ago
  22. 1. i hurt
    2. i dont feel like it
    3. im too tired
    4. i broke my board
    5. i have plans

    skaterdude933 Posted: 8 years ago
  23. For the past 4 or so days now it's been really shitty outside, so this is probably only a temporary top five:

    1. Rain
    2. I just got home from school, and all I feel like doing is sleeping.
    3. Crailtap just updated their site.
    4. There's a Laker/Cavaliers game on Sports Center.
    5. I buy a 425 dollar airline ticket to fly to the demo in L.A. From the LAX terminal I then sleep through about 3 hours of traffic in a taxi. I arrive at the demo and soon realize that it's not a demo but a signing instead. Bummed out of my mind, I go to the hotel room, unpack my bags, and watch the Hot Chocolate video.

    Check out the site! www.freewebs.com/tryskateboarding

    Mikey Posted: 8 years ago
  24. 1. My grandpa's here
    2. my stomach hurts
    3. its too hot
    4. i skated a gap at 10 last night and i'm tired

    bcoop Posted: 8 years ago
  25. haha..
    1)i got visits over man, cant go skate.
    2)im tired.
    3)im to lazy to go out man call later.
    4)im grounded
    5)i dont feel like it today.

    I use these excuses very rarely.

    Alex Posted: 8 years ago
  26. OR YOU COULD USE THE CARROL/KOSTEN EXCUSE
    .............heeelbruises

    skatedaily Posted: 8 years ago
  27. 1 I'm tired
    2 It's so damn rainy out
    3 It's way too cold
    4 It's like 100 degrees out
    5 Shit I forgot to bring water so i dont wanna get dehydrated

    peter Posted: 8 years ago
  28. 1 Beavis and Butthead are on
    2 Soft Core porno is on HBO
    3 I pulled a muscle in my arm from last night
    4 My L.L. Bean catalog should be coming in the mail any minute
    5 The flowers in my garden are dying, I gotta water them a little more

    Spazspiz239 NY Posted: 8 years ago
  29. i need new shoes
    theres no girls around
    my trucks are too loose

    ilikeskating Posted: 8 years ago
  30. My friend who officially quit skating always used to say:

    "I dunno man, I just don't want to get all sweaty."

    What a tool.

    taylorsmith Posted: 8 years ago
  31. 1.I'm sore/tired
    2.I'm getting some
    3.I'm Grounded
    4.I have to go somewhere else.
    5.I rolled my Ankle

    and Wtf it that mikey haha

    Bestskater Posted: 8 years ago
  32. 1.I'm sore/tired
    2.I'm getting some
    3.I'm Grounded
    4.I have to go somewhere else.
    5.I rolled my Ankle

    and Wtf is that mikey haha

    Bestskater Posted: 8 years ago
  33. 1. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on rollerblades
    2. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on scooters
    3. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on a mountain board
    4. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on a tech deck
    5. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on fingerblades

    marc Posted: 8 years ago
  34. 1. Homework
    2. No good spots near
    3. Bad weather
    4. No one to skate with
    5. Bad gear (shoes, board)

    Demo Posted: 8 years ago
  35. 1. hey i have x box live time for halo
    2. aww sweet rune skape
    3. a i shit my pants
    4. i have diarea
    a thats all i can think of and they suck

    rawhorse Posted: 8 years ago
  36. 1. i stayed up all night with my girl
    2. no spots around here and the parks gettin old
    3. i gotta eat all day to make up for last night
    4. i gotta wait till my mornin wood goes away
    5. i cant decide what shoes to wear

    black1ine1evi Posted: 8 years ago
  37. 1.Koston no more on ES
    2.Pierre André dont share his money
    3.LAKAI took Es spot
    4.Im drunk and weeded
    5.My last Es koston shoe

    SDW Posted: 8 years ago
  38. i got one reason!
    I Dont Have A board thats the only one and its cause i cant afford it! Suck it up that kosten left ES still makes the best Flippin skate shoe out there!

    Finy Posted: 8 years ago
  39. 1. im too scared to scratch my brand new deck
    2. id rather be rollerblading
    3. its raining (even though thers an indoor skatepark nearby...)
    4. i have to babysit the siblings
    5. this topic made me too depressed to skate

    AzFaz300 Posted: 8 years ago
  40. 1. its too hot
    2. its raining
    3. i'd rather play videogames
    4. i'd rather sleep
    5. i'm feeling lazy

    proudlyPinoy Posted: 8 years ago
  41. 1. Your mom
    2. Your mom
    3. Your mom
    4.Your mom
    And the last reason is your mom.

    Wes H. Posted: 8 years ago
  42. 1. its raining
    2. i hurt my foot
    3. i'm watching a skate dvd
    4. i'm reading a skate magazine
    5. i'm to lame

    wim_skate Posted: 8 years ago
  43. brused palm my ankle is tweeked my camara is cracked and now im pissed my mp3 inst charged aqua teen hunger force is on

    rawhorse Posted: 8 years ago
  44. Too much work to do
    There's no shower at work
    LA is way too far
    Swamp ass is uncomfortable
    I can't even 5-0 that red curb anymore

    cooler Posted: 8 years ago
  45. no wat i think? i think accels suc because every pair of accels i get, the grip begins to fall off! You can say thta its me! well every other shoe i had (emericas) last way longer! If they supposidly last long enough for Ladd(where the grip falls off)than they should atleast lat for 7 hours!

    thecoolkid Posted: 8 years ago
  46. 1. My parents are fascists.
    2. I haven't jacked off today, yet.
    3. I am dead.
    4. I have an erection, and it's reducing my benihana skills.
    5. No hablo ingles.

    DragonMaster Posted: 8 years ago
  47. 1. I think it's raining
    2. Maybe I can hurt me
    3. I don't wanna use my new board, cause it's so beautiful
    4. I'm to FAT!!
    5. I'm tired

    Ralle Posted: 8 years ago
  48. 1. getting my camel toe waked today!
    2.people will throw shit at me cause i push MONGO!!
    3.im 30 and cant kick flip!!
    4.dont want to wreck my new sticker job.
    5. my RAZOR SCOOTER needs new bearings.

    yES_sir! Posted: 8 years ago
  49. 1. home work
    2.tech deckin
    3.heads to big
    3.im wrttin on the es blog
    4.on youtube watchin wenning
    5.watin for the damn YES video

    big head Posted: 8 years ago
  50. 1. Parents
    2. TV
    3. Tired
    4. Sore
    5. the mall
    (I've been skating 9 years and nothing I've have seen on this blog has ever stopped me...)

    Ollie Posted: 8 years ago
  51. 1.grounded
    2.goin smoking
    3.on myspace
    4.watchin tv
    5.addicted 2 video games

    J3NTRY Posted: 8 years ago
  52. rolled ankle
    raining
    party
    watching skate vid
    sleep

    f/s flippin' Posted: 8 years ago
  53. i cant i just ate and i cant skate for 30 minutes
    im fixing my skateboard
    i have to go play skate againest the fat kid down the street
    im busy hanging out w/my parents today
    the freaky old guy across the street keeps looking at me w/ his funny eye

    blindsk8r524 Posted: 8 years ago
  54. Yeah If "Your Girlfriend Wont Let You" And You're A Skater, Whats Wrong With You? =P You Obviously Need A Girl Who Loves Skaters Just As Much As You Love Skateboarding..? ;)

    & 'Being Too Sexy.'

    Loves_It Posted: 8 years ago
  55. 1) id rather spend the day smoking pot in my best freinds back yard

    2) im to pussy
    3)i split my trousers
    4)im not aloud out after dark

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha there we goooooo

    metal_head101 Posted: 8 years ago
  56. that was all a load of bull s*** but never mind

    metal_head101 Posted: 8 years ago
  57. theres no excuse not to sk8, unless it's snowing or raining. but i don't really care me and my buds sk8 on ice... but it doesnt turn out so good.

    mikeskater95 Posted: 8 years ago
  58. 1. suck the dick
    2. i am gay
    3. my penis hurts

    Sambazka Posted: 8 years ago
  59. 1.im too tired
    2.its raining
    3.homework
    4.myspace
    5.aim

    quinizzlé Posted: 8 years ago
  60. 1.My legs/ankles hurt
    2.Cant land anything
    3.Dont want to ruin my record of how many times i can land a trick in a row
    4.Its rainy
    5.I need to rest

    i use these but wait a few mins then go back. but if its raining then i skate in the basement or under the roof thing that covers some of my side deck

    cara Posted: 6 years ago

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