Posted May 15, 2006 by éS
I'm sure you guys can come up with a lot more.
1. I'm old
2. It's hot
3. I have to check my MySpace (same as surfing the web)
4. I'm hungover
1. I'm sore
2. It's cold
3. I'm tired
4. I hate my board
5. There's nowhere fun to skate
1. My decks trashed
2. The X games are on TV
3. I have to watch the football game
4. The Weather sucks
5. There's no good spots here
I never have an excuse 2 not skate because i love it, except:
1.Im fuckin sore as because i just played rugby
2.I got cramp.
1. My friend once said and I quote, "I don't know man, I cant skate casue like the trees are angry."
Not usually but these have been known to pop up:
1.That spot's to old
2.We could get kicked out
3.Didn't we have other plans
4.I can't find my deck
1. My knee/arm/leg hurts.
2. It's too cold outside
3. This spot is too old
4. I'm hungry
5. Video Games
1.My (enter alement here) hurts.
2.I dont have a good board.
3.I dont have any gas.
4.I want to just chill and watch some movies...
5."I tripped over my dog and fell down the stairs"
1.My ankle hurts
2.I go to club with my friends
5.Surfing (The web) ign.com
1.ive got a contusion on my hip
2.my legs hurt
3.i skate everyday.i skated with a broken arm.i never have excuses.except for this one time i almost broke my tailbone and couldnt walk.stupid manual pads.
1.- I'm not so good at skating
3.- I went wasted yesterday with my friends
4.- I've broken my board
5.- My shoes sucks
I only have two, i spend most of my time skating.
1. Broke my board.
1. i dont like my shoes
2. i dont like my board
3. there are no good spots
4. im not feelin it today
5. im too depressed cause koston left eS
I have to work.
I have to work at home.
My work sucked all my energy, too tired.
Damn, it is rainning.
It is too cold/hot.
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the skaters around here say either im tired, im sore, its too hot, or im bored. Ha. for me its not like that so i dont know whats wrong with them. haha
1. knee hurts to much
2. to hungover
3. to dark out
4. raining and dont have the money to go to a skate park
5. friend doesn't have his car
1. I'm tired
2. I'm sore
3. It's too hot
4. It's too cold
5. Gotta watch some skate vids / Internet
1. its too hot
2. its too windy
3. its too cold
4. no one else is at the park
5. im going dirt biking instead
1. i hurt
2. i dont feel like it
3. im too tired
4. i broke my board
5. i have plans
For the past 4 or so days now it's been really shitty outside, so this is probably only a temporary top five:
2. I just got home from school, and all I feel like doing is sleeping.
3. Crailtap just updated their site.
4. There's a Laker/Cavaliers game on Sports Center.
5. I buy a 425 dollar airline ticket to fly to the demo in L.A. From the LAX terminal I then sleep through about 3 hours of traffic in a taxi. I arrive at the demo and soon realize that it's not a demo but a signing instead. Bummed out of my mind, I go to the hotel room, unpack my bags, and watch the Hot Chocolate video.
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1. My grandpa's here
2. my stomach hurts
3. its too hot
4. i skated a gap at 10 last night and i'm tired
1)i got visits over man, cant go skate.
3)im to lazy to go out man call later.
5)i dont feel like it today.
I use these excuses very rarely.
OR YOU COULD USE THE CARROL/KOSTEN EXCUSE
1 I'm tired
2 It's so damn rainy out
3 It's way too cold
4 It's like 100 degrees out
5 Shit I forgot to bring water so i dont wanna get dehydrated
1 Beavis and Butthead are on
2 Soft Core porno is on HBO
3 I pulled a muscle in my arm from last night
4 My L.L. Bean catalog should be coming in the mail any minute
5 The flowers in my garden are dying, I gotta water them a little more
i need new shoes
theres no girls around
my trucks are too loose
My friend who officially quit skating always used to say:
"I dunno man, I just don't want to get all sweaty."
What a tool.
2.I'm getting some
4.I have to go somewhere else.
5.I rolled my Ankle
and Wtf it that mikey haha
and Wtf is that mikey haha
1. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on rollerblades
2. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on scooters
3. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on a mountain board
4. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on a tech deck
5. I'm trying to learn judo kicks on fingerblades
2. No good spots near
3. Bad weather
4. No one to skate with
5. Bad gear (shoes, board)
1. hey i have x box live time for halo
2. aww sweet rune skape
3. a i shit my pants
4. i have diarea
a thats all i can think of and they suck
1. i stayed up all night with my girl
2. no spots around here and the parks gettin old
3. i gotta eat all day to make up for last night
4. i gotta wait till my mornin wood goes away
5. i cant decide what shoes to wear
1.Koston no more on ES
2.Pierre AndrÃ© dont share his money
3.LAKAI took Es spot
4.Im drunk and weeded
5.My last Es koston shoe
i got one reason!
I Dont Have A board thats the only one and its cause i cant afford it! Suck it up that kosten left ES still makes the best Flippin skate shoe out there!
1. im too scared to scratch my brand new deck
2. id rather be rollerblading
3. its raining (even though thers an indoor skatepark nearby...)
4. i have to babysit the siblings
5. this topic made me too depressed to skate
1. its too hot
2. its raining
3. i'd rather play videogames
4. i'd rather sleep
5. i'm feeling lazy
1. Your mom
2. Your mom
3. Your mom
And the last reason is your mom.
1. its raining
2. i hurt my foot
3. i'm watching a skate dvd
4. i'm reading a skate magazine
5. i'm to lame
brused palm my ankle is tweeked my camara is cracked and now im pissed my mp3 inst charged aqua teen hunger force is on
Too much work to do
There's no shower at work
LA is way too far
Swamp ass is uncomfortable
I can't even 5-0 that red curb anymore
no wat i think? i think accels suc because every pair of accels i get, the grip begins to fall off! You can say thta its me! well every other shoe i had (emericas) last way longer! If they supposidly last long enough for Ladd(where the grip falls off)than they should atleast lat for 7 hours!
1. My parents are fascists.
2. I haven't jacked off today, yet.
3. I am dead.
4. I have an erection, and it's reducing my benihana skills.
5. No hablo ingles.
1. I think it's raining
2. Maybe I can hurt me
3. I don't wanna use my new board, cause it's so beautiful
4. I'm to FAT!!
5. I'm tired
1. getting my camel toe waked today!
2.people will throw shit at me cause i push MONGO!!
3.im 30 and cant kick flip!!
4.dont want to wreck my new sticker job.
5. my RAZOR SCOOTER needs new bearings.
1. home work
3.heads to big
3.im wrttin on the es blog
4.on youtube watchin wenning
5.watin for the damn YES video
5. the mall
(I've been skating 9 years and nothing I've have seen on this blog has ever stopped me...)
5.addicted 2 video games
watching skate vid
i cant i just ate and i cant skate for 30 minutes
im fixing my skateboard
i have to go play skate againest the fat kid down the street
im busy hanging out w/my parents today
the freaky old guy across the street keeps looking at me w/ his funny eye
Yeah If "Your Girlfriend Wont Let You" And You're A Skater, Whats Wrong With You? =P You Obviously Need A Girl Who Loves Skaters Just As Much As You Love Skateboarding..? ;)
& 'Being Too Sexy.'
1) id rather spend the day smoking pot in my best freinds back yard
2) im to pussy
3)i split my trousers
4)im not aloud out after dark
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha there we goooooo
that was all a load of bull s*** but never mind
theres no excuse not to sk8, unless it's snowing or raining. but i don't really care me and my buds sk8 on ice... but it doesnt turn out so good.
1. suck the dick
2. i am gay
3. my penis hurts
1.im too tired
1.My legs/ankles hurt
2.Cant land anything
3.Dont want to ruin my record of how many times i can land a trick in a row
5.I need to rest
i use these but wait a few mins then go back. but if its raining then i skate in the basement or under the roof thing that covers some of my side deck
A Plant website starts with... 331ms of crunching.