After logging tons of tidbits on Twitter during the éSpañol Tour, it dawned on me that quite a few funny quotes were on there and easily accessible. I reread them, laughed and decided to put 'em here...
"You smell like weird pasta, Danny." - Bobby Worrest
"I smell a fart." - Mike Anderson
"Me and the ground kick it on the regular." - Justin on his influx of slams this tour.
"I'm just trying to not come up." - Scuba on paying for dinner in Peru.
"The Great Wall wasn't that gnarly." - Scuba Steve
"The Kre-per video was sick!" - Mike Anderson
"Nuclear gets a bad rap." - Scuba referring to the boob shaped San Onofre power plant.
"Everyone loves to bum people out with the truth." - Mike Anderson
"I feel like Princess Diana... they are trying to kill us!" - Bobby Worrest in the demo getaway van today.
"This is what it's like to be 'Lil Wayne!" - Justin Eldridge on today's riot of a demo.
"This is what it's like to be R. Kelly!" - Bobby Worrest on today's riot of a signing.
"I don't care about apps." - Scuba Steve on why he doesn't want an iPhone.
"It would be rad if there was a cool STD." - Mike Anderson on STDs.
"Do I look fat with my shirt off?" - Bobby Worrest
"The sky here looks like an éS ad." - Mike Anderson in Panama.
"That's my life... I take so long in the morning matching my clothes." - Justin Eldridge
"All the dogs in Peru love me." - Danny Garcia